the professor asked me what benjamin franklins brothers name was and i panicked and said frank benjalin. i have never fucked up that hard in my entire life
i just really need someone who’ll make my life interesting
seeing a hot guy walk by like
Reblogging for the sheer hilarity of the gif.
It would be a mistake not to
"Four score and one booty ago damn that’s a fine ass"
i’m just tired and sad and want to makeout with you
Honestly I don’t even want a girlfriend I jus want some1 to drive me everywhere